New Sites!

I went on a little bender today (May 1, 2026) and fixed up all my crappy sites into freaking AMAZING sites.  I'm not sure what happened but I had a bunch that were 2/3 of the way done then simply abandoned. lol Go figure.  Well, they are good to go now and I'm telling you, they are world-shaking, life-changing sites. I mean it. 

Ultimate Fat Burning Foods - If you are looking to lose weight but don't know where to start, check out my site at Ultimate Fat Burning Foods. For a measly $6.95 a month (7 day trial, no credit card needed) you can create recipes, shopping lists, all kinds of goodness using our extensive list of health foods. Although the site looks simple, there is really a lot going on there and I've tried to build in a lot of value.

BirdTalk  - If you have a bird that is capable of speech, then you need BirdTalk.app to help you out.  It will guide you through step-by-step (more or less) training your bird to talk.  Speech training your bird is a great way to build trust and to bond with your feathered friend so don't let another day go by without Bird Talk.

Scream Dream - The ULTIMATE RUSH for power sleepers is found only at Scream Dream! Sign up, adjust a few settings to your liking, and then go to bed for the worst sleep of your life! I built this for adrenalin junkies who find regular sleep boring. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Ring-a-Ding - Okay, this is probably the kookiest site I've ever built and I think it turned out great.  Each day at a time you set, you will get a phone call.  This call will be a joke, a hopefully hilarious joke, and really I think you will like this one.  It's actually quite a complicated site that calls in resources from all over the place to ensure hilarity on a daily basis.  (This was a hard effing site to build so please use it!)

Tell Your Boss to Shove It  - I LOVE this site and I revamped it today so it is good to go.  It has pretty much everything you need if you are ready to tell off your boss and storm out of the office.  Screw 'em, I say! It has all kinds of features built in including a cool interview simulator which you can use if you want to try for a new job OR you can use the built in Side Hustle suggestion tool if you're not. Either way, we can help you move on.  

Traffic Scout   - AKA TrafficScout.ai  is a site I built to help people get traffic to their websites.  It has a lot going on under the hood so don't let its apparent simplicity fool you, it is a beast.  All you have to do is enter your website URL, click your mouse, and in a few minutes you'll get a complete step-by-step set of instructions detailing how to get traffic to your site.  The really cool part is that it doesn't give generic advice like "submit to directories," nope, it will actually tell you which directories to submit to along with other suggestions.  Even better is that if you are unsure about something, you can click a little button near every bit of advice for an even more in-depth explanation.  I've wanted a site like this forever but it is only just now that the technology has advanced to the point where I could actually build it.  Oh, by the way, it's free for now! (Step 1: Build cool site.  Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit)

Bush Permits - Here in Australia, a lot of Outback roads require travel permits.  Trouble is, there is no central directory showing which roads need such permits so planning a trip can be tricky. So I built BushPermits.com.au with the hope that I could help some people from getting into trouble out there. It's a good site and for once it is something useful. What I like about this site is that it is all on one easy-to-use page, no hunting around required.  This is despite about a million people telling me to create over 100 pages instead of just the one.  No, simplicity is king here. Try it, you'll love it.  Free.

Crazed Loner - My "poor-mental-health-can-be-hilarious" site.  Pretty much I make fun of the stuff that has nearly killed me a few times.  I've owned this domain on and off for about 15 years.  Long story short, I was the original owner of this domain. I let it drop once when I was broke and then 2 or 3 more people bought it and also let it drop and finally, it dropped again and I grabbed it.  It is mine now and forever. whew!

That's Not Funny - My awesome comedy site with all kinds of weird and wacky stuff on it. It doesn't really have a focus which is sort of why I started Crazed Loner.  This is my fun site where I post all sorts of hopefully funny stuff.  I've had it for a few years but I deleted a bunch of stuff off it and restarted it a while back. Probably shouldn't have done that but here we are.

ComedyWriters.org - If you are a comedy writer, come and join our site!  You can get a writing buddy, feedback on your latest projects, or just "chill" as the kids say. It's free!  I'm still working out a few minor bugs but you'll get the idea. 

Seahorse Sanctuary - I built this one just for fun.  I hope you like it.

Visit Australia - If you want to find something to do in Australia, you can probably benefit from this site.  Works great on a phone and it delivers awesome results.  It still needs some tweaking so don't panic if you find a bug or two.